
The TV screen, even in high definition, has become too small to contain Jack Bauer (Kiefer Sutherland) and his torture-and-slay-the-terrorists escapades.
For that matter, the cineplex screen may not suffice for the job, either.
So what’s a hapless studio exec to do to add a whole new dimension to the franchise?
Why, add a third dimension, of course.
If you thought only Brendan Fraser could make the most of digital 3D flicks, think again.
Besides, Sutherland already has some 3D experience,
Besides, Sutherland already has some 3D experience,
voicing a blustery general in the upcoming DreamWorks Animation’s Monsters vs Aliens.
Anyway: imagine a patented
Anyway: imagine a patented
24 torture scene being truly in your face,
with lit cigarettes, syringes,
red-hot gun barrels and
flecks of Jack Bauer’s spittle seeming to leap out of the screen right at you.
Actually being in the victim’s seat as Jack applies his time-honoured methods of coaxing information from the stoniest of suspects would sure beat watching Jack torture his own brother from a detached third-person view.
Next, what do we do for a big-screen villain?
Actually being in the victim’s seat as Jack applies his time-honoured methods of coaxing information from the stoniest of suspects would sure beat watching Jack torture his own brother from a detached third-person view.
Next, what do we do for a big-screen villain?
Few hardcase bad guys could match Jack on the big screen,
and we’d like to propose none other than the illustrious Habib Marwan himself, Arnold Vosloo.
Sure, Habib bit the dust in Season Four,
Sure, Habib bit the dust in Season Four,
but this is 24,
and if Tony Almeida can come back from the dead ...
why not Imhotep himself?
Yes, a 24 movie in 3D would make our entire day.
Yes, a 24 movie in 3D would make our entire day.
(24 ... hours ... get it? Never mind.)
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